According to Anwen

- Mommy should not sing along to the music we play in the car. (Apparently I am ruining the songs:))

- When you are naked you must shake you hips like a Salsa dancer and move your legs like and Irish dancer.  You must also call it the naked dance!

-Anything having to do with dresses, fancy shirts or up hair styles (even pig tails), is considered Cinderella.

- She has the authority to put Ewan in a time out, and she does it with some regularity at least she trys.

- Daddy is crazy when he talks to her belly or her cheeks or her toys, because they cannot talk back.

- It’s ok to say to mommy, “don’t talk to me about that” when she disagrees with what I am saying.

- Screaming at the top of your lungs is best form of communication!

- When the conversation is of no interest to you you can just say, “be quiet”.

- When another child “intrudes” on your playground space it is ok to, bare your teeth, wrinkle your nose, squint your eyes and yell, “go away”.

- Pancakes are pronounced pam-pakes and Sponge Bob is pronounced bob-bob.

- When you fart it is called burping your butt.

- Nursing is not for babies it is for little girls,  (I think that she has that backwards;))